Recently my sex life with my spouse has been going down hill. Only the other I turned to my border collie 'Graham' in attempt to satisfy my sexual needs. I can safely say it was the finest ten minutes...
I cant stand the internet and hate people that use the internet. Do you know I can honestly say I have never even used the internet! Does anyone agree?
I hear that the boy who appeared in the recent Frosties advert has sadly killed himself due to constant teasing. Does anyone else think that this not GRRREEEEAT!
