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Missed it on Friday. Thanks
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A Cuban, a Russian and a English man are sat on a plane. The Cuban man take out a crate of the worlds finest Cuban Cigars. Lights on, take a drag, puts in back in the crate and then throws the whole...
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Thinking of getting one on the grounds that I like the look of them. Anyone got one or know anything about them to advise? Thanks
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The 8 year old boy whose been in all the papers becasue he weighs 14 stone, was asked in an interview what his favouse musical instument is at school. His aswer was "The dinner bell"
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How messed up was that?
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Anyone played this game? Now that PS2 consoles are going cheap, was thinking about getting one just to play the new FF game. Is it worth doing? TIA
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Watched it last night, keep saying that I won't bother but I seem to tune in every Thursday. Hopw stupid is this though, I can't say that I actually enjoy watching it. I know this will sound like i'm...
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today announced that they are changing our Union Jack to a condom because it more accurately reflects the governments political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the...
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A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude. The mother-in-law says, "What the hell are you doing?" "I'm wearing my love...
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Every day a man walks up close to a lady co-worker standing at the coffee machine, He inhales a big breath of air and tells her " your hair smells nice" After a week of this she went to personnel to...
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whose first letter of their first name, is the same letter as the first letter of their second name. i.e David Dickinson or Steven Segal Sports personalities/tv stars/movie stars/cartoon...
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One says to his friend in the next cage, "I'm making a break for it". And with that he squeezes through the bars of his cage and leaps out of an open window and is gone. A few days later the rabbit...
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I'm an estate agents and quite often have to call people up who may have offered on a house just to let them know that i have only been able to leave a message for the owner, and that i will come back...
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I'm getting married in September and am slightly worried what my best man might say. Do you think I should tell him about some tales in particular that i do not think should be told in front of my and...
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What do we all do for a living? Do we like our jobs? I'm an Estate Agent...... Everyone........ Boooooooooooooooooo! I love it though, I think Estate Agents are all stereotyped as being these people...

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