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Last night i watched 2 episodes of this show.And i gotta say i like it.Johnny the legend Vegas as a Manchester scally thieving git alkie , so almost typecast there .And Ralf little and that other guy....
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What kind of doughnuts do you prefer ? sugary ? cream filled ? jammmy !!!!! ring !!!!!!!! custard Which one hits the spot ? oooh la la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa DID THAT HELP ??????
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Does it seem strange that Michael Douglas , a well know swordsman and rumper of women . Is to play the part of the well outrageous `pianist and extremely camp p Liberace ? Will eh be as dedicated to...
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=kojg91lx8wg for knobby and lippy. and thinking back to my days when i worked on the dodgems travelling with the showpeople if the caravans rocking , dont come a knocking....
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Ok folks hers my dilemma. Its breakfast time and im a bit peckish. So. Should i have Chunky kit kat mars bar lion bar flake twix dime bar crunchie Which would be best with my black coffee ? Remember...
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Sorry folkls but this is doin my head in . cant cobnstipate properly on here. im away to watch the mummy curse of the dragon emperors tomb. or whatever its called see ya
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Last night in the bar the barmaid from the day shift walked past me and her nipples were sticking out. So after telling her this . I felt it my duty to grab her and put her over my knee and smack her...
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I got a sore ead from droonking too much last night. And now im at work in me sunglassses and wishing it was 2 oclock. Hows all you today then ??? oooh la la la la la...
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Why are you such an arseh0le?
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apparently 15% of men in the uk are in relationships with women old enough to be their daughters ? strange innit ?
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Hope its a goodun. And that you dont get your landing strip caught on the elastic. Say hi to your mates and hope they give you what you want ; 0) Oh and maybe youll get some today , as i know youre...
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imoffffski seeeya
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Got anything stupid or rubbish to say? Say it here. Well whats the worst that can happen ????
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American beauty just starting on bbc1 . Question is , do you know anyone whos gone thru a mid life crisis? What did it involve ? Oh and whats the normal ( if thats correct terminology )age for a mid...
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If you get yours in a twist does it pinch ? LOL : 0)
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Your identity for sale. Security flaws on facebook , that people can get your info from. Lookout , if you use the applications on facebook , games etc , you agreee that they can see all your info ....
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"I'm a controversial figure. My friends either dislike me or hate me." ? And no it wasnt me : 0)

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