My grandparents and mother were from Liverpool, so maybe someone in that area has heard it. "Go **** up a rope" and another one was, "Go scratch your arse with a piece of broken glass" All said in...
Also what is the ending to it, as I have completely forgotten. "I see said the blind man, when he couldn't see at all...(then I think it says something about ..I hear said the deaf man)????
