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Help! Technophobe In Distress

Good evening All I have ever had is this cheap & cheerful tablet, which is now showing it's age But now I have bought a (reconditioned) HP stream 14" laptop, webcam, bluetooth, HDMI, windows 10, etc...
23:44 Wed 10th Aug 20166 answers, last by Jackdaw33 01:04 Thu 11th Aug 2016
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How Typical !!

Only England could exit Europe twice in one week
23:55 Tue 28th Jun 20161 answer, last by zebo 06:10 Wed 29th Jun 2016
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Baby

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I'm having a baby." With...
18:38 Thu 26th May 20161 answer, last by marval 18:56 Thu 26th May 2016
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A Husband Says To His Wife

"My Olympic condoms have arrived. I think I'll wear gold tonight." The wife replies, "Why not wear silver and come second for a change?""...
15:49 Sun 15th May 2016
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It Is Hard To Say --

-- what is the best thing about Switzerland but I know that the flag is a big plus...
15:42 Sun 15th May 20163 answers, last by waterboatman 05:29 Mon 16th May 2016
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If You Ever Get Cold --

-- just go and stand in the corner of a room for a while they are normally about ninety degrees...
15:39 Sun 15th May 20167 answers, last by waterboatman 05:31 Mon 16th May 2016
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The Chap Who Invented Tetris -

- passed away last week At his funeral today, when his coffin was lowered into the ground, the entire cemetery disappeared...
18:41 Wed 13th Apr 2016
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I Cannot Believe -

- that I was fired from the calendar factory All I did was take a day off...
19:22 Mon 11th Apr 20164 answers, last by 1ozzy 22:52 Tue 12th Apr 2016
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Last Night -

- I dreamt I was the author of Lord of the Rings. I was Tolkien in my sleep....
19:53 Sun 03rd Apr 20163 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:27 Sun 03rd Apr 2016
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I Saw -

- a pirate putting on a cheap watch. He was swatch buckling....
19:47 Sun 03rd Apr 201618 answers, last by Patsy33 20:54 Mon 04th Apr 2016
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People -

- are giving Gordon Ramsay a hard time because his brother is a heroin addict. Don't they know not to judge a cook by its brother?...
19:40 Sun 03rd Apr 20162 answers, last by Togo 21:38 Sun 03rd Apr 2016
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I Can Only Assume -

- that the people who deliver leaflets and flyers work on commission I live in a first floor flat, and I have come home to find on my doormat, a flyer offering professional lawn treatment services...
16:09 Wed 30th Mar 20168 answers, last by Dahlia_Lama 23:25 Wed 30th Mar 2016

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