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Gard
...when your mate just reminds you that you've got work due tommorw. Dam it
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swindontony
I'm flying from Gatwick on friday to Houston by British Airways, I was wondering if anyone knows what the inflight movies will be, thanks in advance.
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buxton
I have been given the sack! the arzewipe that is my boss cant put up with me no, i quite frankly i cant put up with him so we are both happy!
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mythroathurt
Hi, I am at university and it is my last day soon, but I have booked my tickets to go home the DAY BEFORE. On the last day they said to come in to have notes before the holidays. i never miss anything...
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maggie01
Would you go on national tv to air your dirty linen? I can't believe people actually go on there telling strangers all about their buisness.
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mandychaplin
Got caught doing 70 mph in a 50mph zone what will my fine be and how many points on licience ?
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Gard
Been running a mobile disco for about a year, and currently using, quite possibly the worlds worst microphone. Do better microphones resist feedback better? We can't even seem to be able to turn the...
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Gard
Ok, another quick sneaky from college, should be doing work due for today, but erm, left it at home, ooops. Hang overs gone aswel!! wooo, how are we all today?
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LATECOMER
I now have two pop-up blockers running at the same time but they still get through!!!!!!! Is it impossible to stop them????? Any advice would be very welcome.
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Gard
Was driving out of college in the the dark the other day, and the car behind me didnt have it's lights on. theres always a queue, so i tried to tell them by turning my lights on and off for about 5...
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Rubyrose
Can I have some volunteers please. Here is a list of what I need: a caterer a drunk uncle a father of the bride an annoying mother in-law some little bridesmaids some little page boys some sexy...
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Rubyrose
Gard likes Emsey. awww cute. But does emsey like Gard... "EMSEY? Where are yooooou?... will you marry Gard?"
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Rubyrose
Something is wrong with my internet. It has been out all morning and it comes and goes so I don't know how long I'm back for. Fingers crossed. Hows everyones Sunday?
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Gard
How are we all on this mighty fine day??!
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Johnny blaze
"Im suprised at how much room their was in the back of the car" Nope, didnt have sex but nearly did. However my new girlfriend discovered this email in which the above was said by me to another girl....
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potterfan3
What question got the most answers? I know this one got 1075 http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Arts-and-Literature/Quest ion47906.html but are there any that got more or close to that? ps. thats the...
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Gooner_Badge
i'm going home to ****** my dog senseless and felate my cat bye
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Lore
So, what have you all been up to?

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