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Richie1976

Oral sex

Two OAP's having oral sex. He says, 'I can't stay down there, it stinks.' She says, 'It's my arthritis.' 'What in your f*nny?' 'No in my arm, I can't wipe my a*se.'

Richie1976

A man on a long haul flight noticed the beautiful young woman sitting next to him reading a book titled 'Strange but true sexual facts' 'Interesting' he askes. 'Yes' she replies, 'for instance, did...

Jillius

sperm bank

A new sperm bank opened in town last week but it wasn't very successful. There were only two volunteers but one missed the tube and the other came on the bus..... !!!

hungrywolf8u

Logic

Two Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, 'You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go...

topogigo

Say what?

What do you call a sex change from a woman to a man? A Strapadictomy!!

donbella

funny

36inch DD breasts, covered in warm belgian chocolate...1 inch erect nipples pierced with gold nipple rings topped with whipped cream....clean shaven minge framed by an open crotched leather...

alunrw

Chinese Restaurant

Apologies in advance if anyone takes offence ? but a man walked into a chinese restaurant and had his meal delivered, when he commented to the Waiter that the Chicken was rubbery, the waiter said...

Whickerman

drunk acorah..?

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the...

Beads

VILLAGE VICAR - please don't go!

Your answers are great!

emstown

tits boobs breasts

GUYS!!! do you like bigger or smaller tits? like on women haha

Whickerman

Medical issue

A very frustrated husband was down in the dumps about a health issue and had enough of it so he decided he was going to visit a doctor about it. So the next day he went to his doctor."Doctor," the...

Ian1

Bloke's ambition to meet the pope...

This bloke had one ambition in life and that was to meet the Pope. To his amazement, he reads in his local paper that the Pope is to make a 2-day visit to his home town. So off he goes to Burton's and...

Bob A Job

Good bye and thanks for the answers i used to get.

I am deleting Answerbank from my shortcuts, and unsuscribing. As its no longer a forum for Q&A, Its just fallen into a social network and constant pointless threads leaving genuine questions to...

skyep

Hi Answerbank family!

Hi, anyone there?yw Well, I've had a lovey day/ evening, just got in' finished at my old place, starting fresh on Monday. I've trailed around with me from pub to pub a beautiful flower arrangement,...

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