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Jokes

What is your favourite joke? Mine is 'what did the man say to his wife when she had two black eyes? Nothing, he'd already told her twice.
14:09 Wed 12th Jul 200642 answers, last by ali_alic 12:23 Thu 13th Jul 2006
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Road kill

Its always rabbits isn't it...
00:19 Sat 01st Jul 200616 answers, last by missjef 01:24 Sun 02nd Jul 2006
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ww2

My friend has a WW2 german officers uniform which he he claims came from when his grandad was shot down over a field in france and had to shoot an officer, put on his clothes and then walk past the...
20:46 Fri 30th Jun 20066 answers, last by PhilBy 01:15 Sat 01st Jul 2006
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Baby

My friends wife wants another baby, trouble is, it has been 5 yrs since the birth of their son and he still can't find anyone that wants to sleep with her. Any takers?
20:39 Fri 30th Jun 200610 answers, last by n00dles 23:43 Fri 30th Jun 2006
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Mugwump

I have a mugwump that lives under my bed and as a result i have to have my bed near the light switch so that i can jump onto my bed as the lights go out. Anyone else have this problem?
20:25 Fri 30th Jun 200627 answers, last by Makinamess 15:10 Sun 02nd Jul 2006
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Murphys law

Toast falls butter side down and cats always land on their feet...so what if you were to butter the back of a cat?
20:59 Wed 28th Jun 200612 answers, last by dilf 03:34 Thu 29th Jun 2006

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