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Ebay....

What`s the ...a) last thing you bought on there and b) ....the last thing you sold And were you happy with the outcome?
01:25 Sun 22nd Feb 200918 answers, last by China Doll 13:23 Sun 22nd Feb 2009
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Chilled out,

I`ve just watched the Dark Side Of The Moon concert by Pink Floyd at Earls Court 1994, surround sound and a couple of glasses of red wine... What chills you out?
23:43 Fri 13th Feb 200910 answers, last by gonzo00 00:34 Sat 14th Feb 2009
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Night all

It`s been fun xx
03:00 Thu 05th Feb 20099 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 03:13 Thu 05th Feb 2009
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Gone Bust

Dog food company Pedigree Chum have annouced they have gone bust They`ve called in the retrievers
23:15 Wed 04th Feb 2009
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Cold in Liverpool

It`s been so cold in Liverpool this week, the locals have kept their hands in their own pockets
02:00 Sun 11th Jan 20091 answer, last by Lore 03:24 Sun 11th Jan 2009
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The Diary Of Anne Frank

anyone watch it this week on BBC1?
23:35 Sat 10th Jan 20096 answers, last by 4getmenot 10:20 Mon 12th Jan 2009
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Help

Because I watched the football tonight on Sky and the missus had to watch telly in the kitchen she`s just told me tomorrow I`ve got to watch the Mamma Mia DVD I got her for Xmas
00:44 Wed 07th Jan 200930 answers, last by unrulyjulie 19:31 Wed 07th Jan 2009
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Swearing

What are your views on swearing?
02:03 Thu 13th Nov 200824 answers, last by neo. 14:23 Thu 13th Nov 2008
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Banned posts

Who`s got the most?
00:39 Thu 13th Nov 200825 answers, last by babybow 01:56 Thu 13th Nov 2008
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Remembrance Day Holiday

Why don`t the government make this a national holiday? With St Georges Day virtually ignored by every council in Britain for fear of upsetting the foreigners and the talked about Britain Day which...
14:09 Tue 11th Nov 20086 answers, last by sleepyj 17:27 Tue 11th Nov 2008
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Job Interview

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India . The Personnel Manager said: 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said: 'I am...
13:23 Wed 15th Oct 20084 answers, last by Leight0n 13:38 Thu 16th Oct 2008
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Never underestimate a woman

Bloke and his wife are cuddled up on the sofa when he says.. "Babe..tell me something that`ll make me happy and sad at the same time" "Ok" she says..."Your c0ck is bigger than Brians next door"
01:18 Wed 15th Oct 20082 answers, last by Harris-Tweed 22:48 Wed 15th Oct 2008
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Ice Maiden

Can you change your name to Mrs Right? x
03:02 Mon 13th Oct 20081 answer, last by Buenchico 03:15 Mon 13th Oct 2008
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Chat up line

Bloke goes up to a gorgeous blonde in a bar and says `Hi, what`s your name?` `Carmen` she replies. `Nice name` says the bloke. `Thanks, It`s cos I like cars and men, what`s yours?` `Charlie Beerfanny`...
22:57 Sun 12th Oct 20083 answers, last by redbreast 22:17 Tue 14th Oct 2008
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TV out of warranty

Last year I had an insurance claim on my TV and was offered a replacement or an upgrade so I opted for an upgrade and paid ?380 towards it. I got a 37" LG lcd which came with a years warranty, 2...
00:42 Tue 23rd Sep 20087 answers, last by ELVIS68 23:25 Sun 12th Oct 2008
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Female Compassion

Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife, Carolyn, that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she...
00:44 Fri 12th Sep 20082 answers, last by eltelioni 15:51 Fri 12th Sep 2008
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Secret Millionaire

Anyone else see the other nights show where the posh chap from Mayfair goes up to Glasgow?
11:31 Thu 21st Aug 200823 answers, last by SurreyGuy 13:46 Fri 22nd Aug 2008
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PC Security

I got my PC 3 years ago through work and it came with 3 years worth of Panda anti virus protection software, I now get a reminder telling me it runs out in 24 days Do I have to buy the next lot of...
01:32 Sun 03rd Aug 2008
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Kamikaze Starlings!

For the second running a Starling has flown into my patio doors, yesterdays little fellow was dead as soon as he hit the floor but todays chap is still alive and standing almost coma-like I`ve put him...
15:58 Thu 10th Jul 20085 answers, last by terambulan 04:45 Fri 11th Jul 2008

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