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I have just spent the last 125 minutes plus following the B36 Torshavn v Linfield game via live text feed updtaes on the Linfield web site, and it ihas been the longest evening I have had in ages...
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.........do all the "waving at the camera" types on Henman Hill/Murray Mount return to their care in the community designations? I have never seen any group of people anywhere in the world...
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13 down - Umpire in gyms right about people getting promotion (10) ?R?F?R?E?T Is this preferment? 3 down - Allspice makes appeareance in it in Italian river (8) P?M?E?TO 1 down - Almond cake baked at...
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Scots horses (7) CU??I?S Make him French to find Dee tributary (3) L?I Mane for; croon, murn (5) M?U?N is this mourn?...
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13 across Like thick coat Liberal editor goes around in (5) M?N?D. Am sure it is maned, but why?
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Nearly 76% of Rangers fans voted to start next season in the 3rd Division. The ballot was organised by the Rangers Fighting Fund and was taken from a data base of season ticket holders. The final...
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I've been all over Europe, but at ** years of age I am about to go to Austria for the very first time. Any tips as to what to squeeze in to a short space of time. Preferably cultural tips, museums,...
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In several of yesterdays' papers the debate was raging about who was greatest team of all, the current Spain side or the 1970's Brazil team. I know Mick and I did this to death the other night, (when...
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I saw a piece on the news last night reference the selection of female clay pigeon shooters. Firstly, I must confess that I know as much about clay-pigeon shooting as I do about major figures in...
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10 across - Played music with boring light entertainment (8) I have S?A???U? 5 down - A run breaks record for Jack, say (4) ?A?? Also 15 across Tailless pachyderm with a line up its nose. I have...
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3 down - Essential part of bid you gathered in agreement (11) C???T???E?T 12 across Romeo struggling with ear trumpet at around twenty (two words) R?O???M?E?A???? 7 down Mud and cobra hazards...
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I cannot believe they started the final by counting down from ten.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/...t/0/football/18634991...
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A horny little panda was sitting in Bellvue, (Belfast zoo), thinking to himself, "I've been here for seven years now and there is no sign of a mate. I only get a window of a day or two every year...
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Once upon a time, long, long ago, Jacques Cousteau set of on the Calypso on one of his wonderful marine explorations in search of the lime green hairy-lipped squid. This bizarre creature hadn't been...
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A teacher is teacher her primary class new words, and the word for today is "definitely". Having explained the word she says "Okay class, can someone give me a sentence using the word...
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This is awful, and as old as Methuselah, but here goes.................. Tom, Dick and Harry like to go out to discos at the weekend but, unfortunately for them, they all have very large feet indeed,...
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The police rapped the door this morning and, when I answered it, there were two sombre looking policemen holding a picture of my wife. "Is this a picture of your wife?" asked the younger...
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A guy goes to his local brothel and says to the madame, "I only have £2 to my name and I'm really sorry, but is there anything you do for me, anything at all"? "Don't be...
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Chap eager to spend euros (3) Have the crossword finished bar this little tiddler and, as I have K?N, I reckon it is Ken, but why? It is "keen" minus a spent euro, ie an "e"?...

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