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I went to the vet yesterday

with my bull mastiff. "I'm going to have to put him down" the vet said gravely. "Why?" I asked. "Because he's f*cking heavy!"...
21:11 Mon 23rd Jul 20121 answer, last by marval 21:15 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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A thug, a racist, an adulterer and a footballer.........

....................walk into a bar. The barman says "What can I get for you Mr Terry"....
21:07 Mon 23rd Jul 20128 answers, last by Duncer 08:13 Wed 25th Jul 2012
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I went to the doctor today

.........................and, after a few minutes, he said "You're going to have to stop masturbating" "Why?" I asked. "Because I'm trying to examine you"....
20:52 Mon 23rd Jul 20122 answers, last by marval 21:17 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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I phoned up the Babe Station channel last night

................and a husky voice said "Hi sexy, what can I do for you?" "Hide", I said, "My wife's coming up the path and I can't find the remote control....
20:50 Mon 23rd Jul 20121 answer, last by marval 21:17 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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How silly is this?

I don't normally, (or try not to), jump into the "How silly is this" type of debate, but this one really is stupid. Perhaps the hand-wringers are at work again? (I am joking before anyone...
16:10 Mon 23rd Jul 201211 answers, last by mamyalynne 16:41 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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What More Do They Want?

Rangers were fined £160,000 by the SPL, they lost their place in the Champion's League, they had ten points deducted, they were banned from Europe for three years, (not that it matters any...
15:47 Mon 23rd Jul 20128 answers, last by Duncer 19:03 Wed 25th Jul 2012
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To confuse the hard of thinking

A well known band from Dublin, (check their name out, there is a clue), singing a much misappropriated song. I am tipsy and missing home desperately, but not in the pathetically partisan way so many...
02:10 Mon 23rd Jul 20127 answers, last by sibton 13:56 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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A While ago someone posted about TV themes

.........and for some strange reason I overlooked this one?
02:06 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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Best and Worsy

I know most ABers will be in bed when I post this, but I've been on a few music threads tonight and I have been listening to a selection of strange sounds. What are the best and worst cover versions...
01:25 Mon 23rd Jul 201217 answers, last by Duncer 15:54 Mon 23rd Jul 2012
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Falkirk Herald

1 down - Have a really ripping time,no doubt (4,2,6) I have T??? T? S?R?D? and am undecided if it should be tear to shreds, tore to shreds or torn to shreds. Any ideas?...
20:07 Sat 21st Jul 20124 answers, last by Duncer 21:21 Sat 21st Jul 2012
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DM Friday

14 across - 5 across attempt to cross range to base (9) T?E?C?E?Y. I suspect treachery, and 5 across is deceit.
22:34 Fri 20th Jul 20125 answers, last by Duncer 22:43 Fri 20th Jul 2012
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Faultlines in the Euro down to religion?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-18789154...
08:36 Thu 19th Jul 201222 answers, last by Duncer 23:49 Thu 19th Jul 2012
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Sunday's Skeleton

Damn, I'm struggling this week, and I suspect they are obvious, just not to me.... 18 across - He's one secure and tedious person! (6) "GASBAG" fits as I have G?S?A? but why? I can get the...
11:54 Tue 17th Jul 20125 answers, last by Duncer 20:21 Tue 17th Jul 2012
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Sky have apologised for advertising Rangers games in 3D

..................... They, of course, meant D3...
17:05 Mon 16th Jul 20122 answers, last by Arksided 23:09 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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day's DM

2 down - cut vital supply to a timid 11 worried about power (10)? I know the answer is asphyxiate and the beginning comes from a s(p)hy xi but where does the ate at the end come from?...
16:15 Mon 16th Jul 20122 answers, last by Duncer 16:27 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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OJO crossword

____ ___ here, a David A Stewart and Candy Dulfer hit (4,3) I have "Lily Was", but the down clue that should intersect with the "s" of "was" is Big Black's debut album. I...
15:47 Mon 16th Jul 20125 answers, last by Duncer 22:47 Thu 19th Jul 2012
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Keith's crossword (again)

21 across - Village and Sound south of morar (7) A?I??IG
10:10 Mon 16th Jul 20123 answers, last by Duncer 10:24 Mon 16th Jul 2012
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Wouldn't it be a nice touch if.................

.............they could incorporate some sort of memorial to Jane Tomlinson into the Olympic ceremony. I doubt there can be a more courageous, selfless inspiring person?...
17:10 Wed 11th Jul 20128 answers, last by Duncer 23:01 Sun 22nd Jul 2012

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