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DJKC
Can anyone tell me where i can find the Lyrics to "Capstick Come's home". It's a song about a lad coming home after his first 72 hr shift in't pit, then walking 43 miles home to brown bread n butter...
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Fubsy
We're going to a 40th Birthday party where we can DJ for 15 minutes courtesy of a company called 'Stick It On'. We have to (in their words) choose 15 minutes of top choonage to rock the dancefloor...
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rsd2525
Thought i'd surprise the wife when she gets home.Fixed up the fibre optic tree, switched it on, went to make a cuppa,got back and it's melted, boy will she be surprised and it's bound to be my fault
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DJKC
who is the blonde in the Dixon advert, she is the one in the tight cat suit type outfit ????
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nedflanders
What should Our office have for lunch? the menu is Chippy Mickey D's Thats all folks. Now remember this is an important decision. To Vote - Text ilovened 1. or ilovened 2. to 82259
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lepers
... a puppy or a boob?
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Charlie1982.
I found this site on the net that sends a letter to your child from santa, My daughter who's 6 wrote her xmas list off last night, so I have ordered one today that will be sent to her, it comes...
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forgetfultel
This is one horny guy! Here It's quite long but totally worth it.
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loudickson71
According to scientists, reincarnation is true. What you coming back as?
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Strippy
Hi everyone, a friend of mine gave me the name of this site as one of his favourites so i thought i'd join up and check it out, how is everyone?
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smudge
I read in the paper this morning, that in certain areas of London, the words Christmas Lights are to be changed to Winter Lights! I will always say Christmas Lights, Christmas Tree, Christmas Cake,...
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sg
The first wild beavers in England for 500 years!
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Lacey2709
If you could have a day repeated over and over, which would it be? Mine would be the day I ran down a hill into my Dad's arms. It was outside where he worked, and he gave me two of the prettiest dolls...
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Louise82
Hey did anyone see the National Television Awards last night? Does anyone know how Jamie Oliver got a black eye?
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bowannabow
I am going on a 'date' with my ex (we split up 4 months ago) on Saturday. I'm not sure exactly what his intentions are. However, he wrote me a sweet letter recently saying he had regrets, had n't...
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mycatis
I just totally messed up my driving test and failed miserably! Poor me :-(
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nedflanders
What's everyone having for tea tonight? I'm having Pasta and Pizza tonight which is strange cos I usually have that on a thurs, I think it might not taste the same?, it was because I had scampi on...
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lsie
hey where are you hiding?
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lepers
for a woman to slap a man who has just pinched her arse without permission? -if so- can a man do the same if a gay man pinches his arse?
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Woodsz
My better half known from here on as the enemy as just told me that the X Factor judges Simon, Sharon and Louis have just been called in about the way they are judging the consistence. We the enemy...

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