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shopping in exeter

what a horrible day . i went for a mammogram with mrs dilf [ all ok ] . then i had the pleasure of primart or whatever its called. question is why dont shops put in a area where bored husbands can sit...
21:28 Thu 05th Apr 20076 answers, last by ummmm 11:16 Fri 06th Apr 2007
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tranny

will a ford transit 2.5 deisel inj engine fit in a ford p100 pick up or am i dreaming. if it does will it be too heavy
20:18 Tue 20th Mar 2007
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the beauty section

just had a look and i couldnt answer a single question does this mean im beautiful and dont need these products or am i asking the wrong people
20:34 Thu 15th Mar 20073 answers, last by dilf 21:54 Thu 15th Mar 2007
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ex girlfriends dad

he went out to work one night and came back 20 minutes later to collect his bait which he had forgot, instead of using the key he decided to open the letter box and shout for his daughter to open the...
23:42 Mon 29th Jan 2007112 answers, last by dilf 22:55 Tue 30th Jan 2007
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ive just quit smoking

its been 10hrs 40mins since i had a fag[cigarette not an american ladyboy] i was wondering does anyone require all their teeth kicking in.
12:49 Mon 29th Jan 200760 answers, last by spazvas 17:10 Tue 30th Jan 2007
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just received a text

if she's happy being unhappy then fair play but im turning oc8 263 62533 sent to me by a mate by mistake what does that last bit mean
23:41 Sun 21st Jan 20075 answers, last by dilf 03:58 Sat 27th Jan 2007
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greedy solicitors

i went to a solicitor to get some advice on a buisness partners [ex] theiving shenannigans. he explained that though i had a good case against them i must be advised that if i didnt get awarded costs...
01:19 Fri 12th Jan 20075 answers, last by JanineG 18:17 Sun 14th Jan 2007
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merry christmas

last one to say merry christmas wins ho-ho-ho who am i ?
05:22 Mon 25th Dec 20063 answers, last by ummmm 20:10 Mon 25th Dec 2006
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ford p 100 td

what engine could i put in it . please dont say a escort turbo deisel cos ive scrapped it
17:48 Sat 16th Dec 20065 answers, last by dilf 22:39 Sun 17th Dec 2006
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burning dvds

all of a sudden i cannot burn videos cos all burning progs say - no device detected . its as if my computer has lost the burner.
22:37 Fri 15th Dec 20065 answers, last by fo3nix 18:33 Sat 16th Dec 2006
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big brother

is it true that if your phone is switched on "They" can listen to you even when you are not using it.
23:25 Thu 14th Dec 20064 answers, last by buildersmate 11:29 Fri 15th Dec 2006
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phones by 3

ive been given a phone made by 3 , all it says on the phone is LG then the 3 logo. is there any way of unblocking it so it will accept my orange sim out of a nokia 360i or is this illegal . its not...
15:16 Wed 13th Dec 20069 answers, last by dodgyshirt 20:28 Sat 16th Dec 2006
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ladies monthly periodicals

how come if i mention that the reason she has upset the whole of the household this morning might be directly connected to the box of white mice behind the cistern, i get hit in the face with a hot...
11:35 Tue 12th Dec 200619 answers, last by ummmm 14:05 Tue 12th Dec 2006

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