I am going to put my feet up with a book. My favourite is James Patterson. The problem is I have read most of them, and on the second time round, you tend to know who the murderer is from page one....
I shall leave you to play with your "toys". Sorry to have to miss the usual scintilating conversation concerning the relative merits of various types of self pleasuring plastic things.
Surprise surprise, my Gordon Brown & hi slittle hat trick message to you this morning has been deleted. I cannot possibly guess who objected to that one, can you? (though try the little black dress...
I'd like to know your 10 desert island books. Just titles and authors. These are the rules: All trilogies can count as one book. Any Shakespeare plays each count as one separate book. On Desert Island...
I was online yesterday and I noticed some message boards on websites about people being annoyed with that claw thing she makes when she sings and I just thought to myself WHO CARES. whats the big deal...
So, (following Legend's post on the "overcoming my shyness" thread), have you ever ... (1) photocopied your privates? (2) photographed your privates on your phone and sent the photo by MMS? I ......
