The closest I ever got to a 100% in college was my blood alcohol content. I live in my own little world but it's OK; everyone knows me here. At my advanced age I don't do drugs because I find I get...
50,000 post boxes to lose late collection. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-28706022 The cherry-picking starts - woe betide outlying areas in the future when deliveries follow suit. Profits before...
Isn't it time we closed our frontiers to people from Ebola-infected areas - better safe than sorry ?
Or would it be too disruptive to the commercial interests who now rule our lives ?...
Just watched an edition of The Chase when only one got through to the Final Chase.
That's set me thinking, has anyone seen one where nobody gets through (or would they not transmit it) ?...
This time it's modern euphemisms. One which I absolutely abhor is [i] Wardrobe Malfunction [i] for the inadvertent exposure to the paparazzi of private parts (another euphemism, but has to be to get...
A young boy asks his Dad, "What is the difference between confident and confidential?" Dad says, "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that's...
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he's been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, "Certainly, but only if you can tell me the [i] exact [i] words that...
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/thousands-uk-muslims-hold-mass-peace-rally-094716235.html#WIRqxfL Deputy UK Prime Minister Nick Clegg said: "This volunteer work represents an essential part of the Ahmadiyya...
https://uk.news.yahoo.com/3-time-f1-champion-jack-brabham-dies-88-233616912.html#DKwSaO8 I remember seeing him race at Snetterton in the Sixties. A great driver and a real gentleman. Will be sadly...
What an interesting and revealing programme tongiht's first [i] The Story of Women and Art [i] was. I can't wait for the next one. Superb stuff, and so much better than soaps, reality, cooking,...
You all know about man flu. But here's a new one - man childbirth. https://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/early-doors/relegation-male-equivalent-childbirth-122011733.html P.S. Don't shoot me, I'm only...
This waitress got a nice tip ! https://uk.lifestyle.yahoo.com/blogs/author-blog-posts/woman-goes-waitressing-nursing-school-generous-stranger-help-221600622.html Incidentally does anyone think the guy...