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Goodguy
My wife is starting to look a bit haggard, well it all started since I engaged the new secretary. My wife is 40 and my secretary is 23.I have built up my own business in the city, the wife has never...
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Menoomenee
I told my girlfriend that she has eyes like a crow for a joke and now she's not speaking to me. Any advice on how to rectify the situation?
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cat woman
HI Artful, ITS HERE!!!...............   "  HAPPY 50TH BIRTHDAY  "   Wishing you a lovely day, hope you get lots of lovely pressies.  Mr Gnome sends his love. ...
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the>one
anyone up yet?  good day ahead : half a days work and then a round of golf!!
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pixi
I have run out of pedal bin liners so have had to put swing bin liners in all the wastebins in the house.  Now it looks really untidy and its doing my head in.  Has anyone got any pedal bin...
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pixi
Does the paper go over the top of the roll or behind the roll?  Oh yeah and whats your favourite colour roll?  I've got to have white and it hangs over the top
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Mistopheles
Okay, you can pick one thing to go in Room 101b and be banished from the world forever - but you must give reasons. Suggestions?
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bruce5755
indapnda! A very HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you too.  All the very best, hope you have a wonderful day.  Dont drink too much champagne, you've seen what its done to Artful!
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B00
But hate now........ 2 of mine that spring to mind are The Benny Hill Show and Mork And Mindy.
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the>one
early riser again, am i first up?  6.08am here inthe west midlands
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FP
....... I have just cleaned and exfoliated my face with a Parazone flushable toilet cleaning wipe!! I am now going to bog off to bed! Goodnight.
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nicola_red
It may only be temporary, but I've found a way round my firewall...and here I am back chatting again!! anyone miss me? ;-)
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the>one
morning all , just to remind you there will be a meeting in the chatterbank village hall tonight concerning this years village panto, meeting to start at 9pm sharp!
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pixi
Now that I am a nana (a very young nana I might add) I always have treats for my baby granddaughter and it got me thinking about treats my grannie had for me. Boiled sweets (ususally those stripy...
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B00
I want to be a man......Why? I can sleep in till 11.30 every weekend whilst my wife looks after the kids all morning! I can scratch my nether regions and no one will think its yucky I can fart in...
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the>one
morning all what a lovely morning here in the midlands, perfect weather for the village fete! everyone feeling well ? no hang overs i hope!
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B00
How many of you have reported a question or answer? and why? PS, i've just reported my 1st one.....feel like the school grass now..........lol
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johnny5
iread with intrest in the paper last weeknot many wasps this year i not seen many here in Rugby and i work with a lot of sugar usually big menace this time of year but not seen hardly any yet how...
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boobesque
i have been looking for shampoos and conditioners for hair dyed black! They have them for blondes, brunettes and my current red colour! But i'm going black at the weekend and would like a shampoo for...

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