my sky plus has started to record by itself even though i have not asked it to record anything, the light comes on and it makes the same recording noise as usual but i dont see what it is recording?...
would you most like to eat a cabbage with while listening to the greatest hits of rolf harris while sitting in a cardboard box throwing monkey nuts at the nearest seagull whils humming the them tune...
i have quite a greasy side parting which i find practical, admittingly with a face like its had a fire beat out of it with a saucepan it wouldn't really matter what my hair was like but i was...
there is a hole in my white sock, i got bitten on the backside by a rabid goat, i spilt bovril down my best cardigan, i have run out of hai karate aftershave, i got thrown out of primark for trying...
