'' You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! '' ''It's a long walk back to England Mr Croker, and it's, THAT way'' '' Hang on a minute, lads. I've got a great idea.'' What are you watching ?...
Call me a philistine - however i'm struggling to understand what it is about this painting , that makes it worth 74m . http://www.bbc.co.uk/...ainment-arts-19633293 I suppose your'e all going to...
Anyone see Homes under the hammer this morning ? -What type of house did that guy build when he got rid of the two garages ? - That house with the big crack - did it turn out to be serious - what was...
3 guys go camping in their new tent. After a night's sleep, the guy sleeping on the left of the tent wakes up in a cold sweat and tells the others "I had the most horrible nightmare that somebody...
Little Johnny is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, "Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your pellet gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are...
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken, with a satisfied smile on it's face, is leaning up against the headboard smoking a ciggy. The egg, looking pissed off, grabs the sheets, rolls over,...
A little boy goes to see his Dad and asks, "Dad, What is politics?" His Dad says: "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me...
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to...
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a...
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful...
Why do women subject themselves to what looks like discomfort and possible future health problems - all in the name of 'fashion' ? Saw this young lady earlier tiptoeing along the pavement , who looked...
Car A sold on ,for example 25/08/12 . Previous owner transfers insurance from car A to their new vehicle on 26/08/12 New owner of car A insures car A on 02/09/12. Does it matter to the DVLA that the...
For DVLA purposess - When do you become the registered keeper of a vehicle ? - Is it the date of sale or transfer of the vehicle OR the date you signed the V5 notifying DVLA of a change of keeper ?...
A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain in a small town. He's going through his usual run of off-colour and "dumb blonde" jokes, when a well-presented blonde woman in the...
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy, she yelled, "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See?...
