Mary had a little lamb,it ran in to a pylon 10,000 volts went up it's a*se and turned it's wool to nylon. Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky, Silly Jill forgot her pill,and now...
In a Yorkshire chippy today I asked for chips and fish cake, and ended up with what we in Derbyshire call a fish fritter ,fish sandwiched by two slices of potato in batter ,( a fish cake to us is fish...
