Children Say The Funniest Things ......

[Gizmonster]

I was at my mum's earlier and she was babysitting my 4 year old niece.
She had a teddy, so I asked her where she got it from.
Her reply:
"Well, when I was 2, I stole it from a card shop".

..... I think I need to have words with my sister and brother in law lol .....

[Gizmonster]

.... just in case you're wondering - it's not true by the way, so God only knows what possessed her to say that .....

[Georgiesmum]

LOL Thank goodness she didnt say the same thing to a stranger then! Thet would have got the wrong idea.

[grasscarp]

My 6 year old grandson told me has 3 bunnies. Small bunny, big bunny and massive bunny. Made me laugh.

[ummmm]

- what do you want to be when you grow up?

- Jesus

[sherrardk]

One of my kids said that we are all Jesus' pets and another reckons she can't ride a unicorn because she's allergic to them.

[Answerprancer]

Watching me make an espresso, 6 YO I was minding watched the machine doing its thing and said "it looks like a cow's gutters".

[Quoi]

My daughter was absolutely insistent for many years that she was going to grow up to be a boy.

[puzzled54]

- what do you want to be when you grow up?

- a man

My son was 4 when he was asked, and I thought it was a perfectly logical answer

[andres]

Driving granddaughter home from school. Little voice from the back ---''Grandma ,I think I'll be a Muslim''.'' And why is that ''?,I asked. Back came the reply --''Because they get better school dinners''.

[stuey]

A group of us were in Montego Bay, and a niece asked her father if she could buy a radio. He mentioned that they already had radios at home. Her reply was: "I know, but the ones down here play much better music".

[crzyryn]

My son at age 7 said he wanted to be a politician when he grows up. 11 years on and I now know he will never qualify as a politician; he's too honest.

[ummmm]

He (sorta) watched 'The Passion of Christ' and changed his mind.

[whiskeryron]

I well remember my youngest grandson coming home from primary school to announce that he knew the difference between boys & girls, when we asked, the answer was " boys have a willy & girls have a hole in their leg". ( he is now 27 y o & needless to say we still have a laugh about it.)

[Gizmonster]

Best answer selected - never was a truer word spoken lol :)

[netibiza]

when my daughter was 5yr old she wanted a flexible mortgage, as she'd seen the advert of a remote control doing silly things!