I Need Some Owl Puns Please

[mrs_overall]

So far all I have is "owl you need is love".
Keep them clean please!

[Psybbo]

Gawd Owlmighty, it's getting worse

[cupid04]

Q] what's an owls favourite subject?


A] Owl-gebra!

[Svejk]

@Clanad. I love that story. Did you know it was true?
Hi, mrsO, nice to see you back with us again. xx

[gness]

Okay...I let Shoota off for having his second best avatar.....♥

[Psybbo]

Ah, just seen it, very good.

[marval]

What Do You Get When You Cross an owl and a goat?
A Hoot-nanny

What kind of math do owls like?
Owlgebra.

OK, owl get me coat.

[Arksided]

Hawooowl at least I'm not a werewolf.

[marval]

I have an annoying owl in the garden.
I suffer from "Irritable owl syndrome."

I am only here because I don't want to be owl by myself.

[Psybbo]

Marval, you must be the owl fart I mentioned earlier :-)