Where's My Coat?

[LewPaper]

In the autumn I bought a lovely camouflage jacket. It was light and very warm, had loadsa pockets and was showerproof. It was like going out in a cumfy blanket.
I only wore it the once. When I got home I hung it in the wardrobe and now it's turned nippy again I can't find it.

[LewPaper]

Thanks Baldrick, you've given me a singular honour. I never realised my meandering reminiscences were so memorable. I'll have to see if I can remember a few more.