Where's dilf?

[kick3m0n]

a) did he spontaneously combust when the static from his big purple nylon pants ignited his clothing?

b) is he in police custody for smacking mrs dilf when he found out what else she does with his grunty's?

c) has he ended it all cos even he can't believe the mackems are staying up?

d) has he been got at by our (un)friendly neighbourhood hitman/woman from Hysterical Rants/News?

e)none of the above

Answers on a pc to the above title please.

[Zorr0]

I was discussin dilf disapearance on another thread last nite. he had a lot of answers removed for being mickytakes I think...just like Ive had done on former names. ive had a few pulled coz of complaints aswell I think. I was gettin paranoid someone had it in for me by reportin my answers so I changed my name.

I wonder if dilfs done the same thing.

He may just be on holiday.

Or on a week long pees up to celebrate their point at the weekend...their only point of 2006 !

[dot.hawkes]

he is isn't he? Dishy I mean.

[Zorr0]

Dot and Kick.....how old is Bob....just between us, is he older than Laurie who's 40

[dot.hawkes]

28

[Zorr0]

God I thought he was older than Laurie...he must be Lauries son, not the other way round.

[kick3m0n]

as far as I can tell (poor-ish photo), yes, very.

[dot.hawkes]

which photo are u lookin at? the red one?

[dot.hawkes]

He has a porsche now too, and he doesn't like Skodas

[sense4all]

Is he in shopping, purchasing a new identity so he can Tango with the good folks in News/Hysterical Rants one last time?

[kick3m0n]

sense4all - lmao....I think you might be right! Been quiet without him.

Dot -just one he sent me, taken on his phone. I know about the 911. I've got a Skoda...LOL!!

[dot.hawkes]

lilo Lil had a Skoda

[Zorr0]

she is a taaaaaaaaaaart

[sense4all]

Hush up Zorro - and take Grandad 'is Dinner!