I'm More A Database Man Myself

[Booldawg]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/husband-creates-spreadsheet-wifes-excuses-3889683

I very much doubt this wouldve have the desired effect. TBH needs a few pivot tables and charts thrown in there.

[boxtops]

What a charmer. I know what I'd tell him to do with his spreadsheet.

[Graham-W]

Three times in two months? Who's a lucky boy?

[HansUrbancka]

I sympathise with the 'old' lady. She keeps saying she feels 'gross' and I can't imagine anyone who feels 144 wanting to behave like a younger person.

Hans.

[boxtops]

LOL @ hans!

[Booldawg]

He's certainly persistent. My self esteem simply wouldn't allow getting knocked back every night.

If he's IT literate enough to put together a spreadsheet I'm sure he can find himself to Redtube.

[pixie373]

Ridiculous. A pie chart is much better ;-)

[Psybbo]

Like pie in the sky Pixie

[tonyav]

Oh gawd.

[pixie373]

Exactly, psybbo

[wolf63]

At least he has solved the problem - he's probably single again.