Awright, Ere, Mate ...

[joggerjayne]

Awright

'ere, so are we goin' aat tonight, or what?

You gotta stop messin' abaat, bruv

So what, you bin shoppin' then?

Boys' night aat tonight, then?

You're messin' wiv my feelin's like, ya know wot I mean?



Oh, sorry, guys. I was just channel hopping and flipped past that 'Only Way Is Essex' programme.

I'm just practising my accent.

I think I can carry it off.

[Buenchico]

A badge for you, JJ:
http://tinyurl.com/ny7dp2l
and a T-shirt:
http://www.officialproducts.tv/media/catalog/product/i/m/image_86.jpg
but, PLEASE, no more long speeches!
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1309700.html

[Ken4155]

Shat ap!

[jim360]

=IF(joggerjayne="esxgirl","shuh aap","Why good evening my fair lady")

[joggerjayne]

Oh, poop. And I thought I'd got it just right.

[EDDIE51]

JJ yes you get a Tshirt but you have to wear it' Essex style' (Wet)

[joggerjayne]

jim, I actually get that, after struggling over my IF/THEN formula post this week.

Yay, me!

Oh, Chris, I love them. I would wear that tee shirt always.

[joggerjayne]

ken, that's a good expression, too.

[murraymints]

Shut uuuuuupppppp !!!

[joggerjayne]

EDDIE ... does "wet" include "sweaty from the gym"?

I think it's just the same.

Maybe a bit more ponky.

[joggerjayne]

Wot chaaar, minty.

[Arksided]

If you were channel hopping wouldn't it be franglias, at least us northerners would have a chance of understanding wot u on aboot ;-)

[joggerjayne]

I just Googled "Walford" to see where it was, lol.

It's not a real place.

:0/

[joggerjayne]

Wye aye man x

[EDDIE51]

what do Essex girls use for protection during sex?
Bus shelters.

[EDDIE51]

How can you tell an Essex Girl's car?
By the legs sticking out of the sun roof.

[ELVIS68]

So 80's Eddie51, do keep up!

[joggerjayne]

Timeless?