Top Tip For A Dinner Party

[mrs_overall]

It is important to create a good impression and create the right ambience when hosting a dinner party. Always remember to serve the chicken nuggets on a plate and NEVER straight from the box

[stewey]

The height of elegance would be to provide each guest with a plastic bowl of vinegar and baking soda with with to cleanse their fingers, and a black moggy with which to dry aforementioned cleansed fingers...Posh. eh?

[corylus]

The answer has to be never accept a dinner party invitation from Mrs O, as if!!

[mrs_overall]

corylus, I NEVER issue invitations.

I usually drag protesting strangers in off the street....

[boxtops]

Stewey, you could improve on your suggestion, by actually serving said finger-dip in the cat's bowl, in the first place.

[DTCwordfan]

And using the cat to dry your hands on.

[Sipowicz]

Is that spotted dick real?

[DTCwordfan]

"Pus, come here....."