Someone has used superglue on the door lock and I've been trapped at home all day. I need the Lego numbers from the Daily Mail, this is a genuine case.
Oh bums...adorable bums...it is indeed Jim!......And I will take you cricketing as soon as the season starts....unless the lottery comes up tomorrow and we nip off to The Ashes....☺
In a miraculous turn of events, I wrested the gun off the killer and shot him instead, right in the tomato can he was holding for protection -- hence the gooey keyboard. It has truly been a red-letter day...
Just-Jude - you still there? Look on the bright side (this coming from a Manic Depressive) - at least you have an endless supply of water and you have a sturdy seat to sit on. I hope the loo roll lasts .............use one sheet at a time.