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Half A Sandwich Short Of A Picnic

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albaqwerty | 16:21 Thu 04th Jul 2013 | ChatterBank
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that's me!

Put on summer dress this afternoon, only had it for a year and a bit, only to discover the thing has a zip in it.

doh!

On you go, confess, please :-D

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Oh hell, other typos are available.....I blame Apple.....I really do..... Mutter, mutter, mutter, grumble, grumble, grumble.......
16:28 Thu 04th Jul 2013
Back in the day, when I was a little more svelte my mucker and I went to Spain on leave from N. Ireland.
As was the fashion then I had a pair of Speedo's. One day whilst at a water park I popped to the toilets and whilst walking back to our loungers I got a couple of strange looks.
As I got back to where I and my mate were camped, he had a huge grin on his face.
I said "What is it?"
He said "What are you doing with your c*ck sticking out of the top of your trunks?"
I'd failed to tuck myself in properly after visiting the urinals!

Safe to say I've worn Bermuda shorts ever since.

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