It Was A Hot Day, I Know....

[Chipchopper]

but when I drove into the farmyard to deliver some letters, I saw Ron, dancing round his tractor, stark naked and singing I believe in miracles, as he hosed his tractor down.

I handed Ron the letters and said to him "whats wrong with you man, you been out in the sun too long ?"

Ron confided in me and said he had seen the doctor and that he had told him about his wife's lack of interest in the bedroom and the doc told him to do something sexy to a tractor.

[magicmick]

Are you a postie chipchopper lol :-)

[Chipchopper]

Mick,
I'm a retired bovine gynecologist, who still likes to keep his hand in. ;-)

I thought that was a wide mouth bass you were holding up there.

[Ann]

LOL - good one!

[magicmick]

I knew a retired gynecologist, he decorated his hall through the letterbox

[Svejk]

Should have got a hoe.

[frugalfred]

Sid Rumpole: "As I was out in the field this morning, I saw Mrs. Brown coming towards me on a farm vehicle."
Kenneth Horne: " A tractor?"
Sid Rumpole: "Ooh, arr, I'll say I did!"

"Round the Horne", radio programme, Home Service, circa 1955.
There's nothing new under the sun!
(Sid Rumpole was played by Kenneth Williams)

[aelmpvw]

:-))