Please Wear Pants

[Barmaid]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2306248/My-parents-coming-today-wear-pants-day--The-hilarious-notes-left-annoying-roommates.html

some of these are quite funny.

What "note" would you like to leave for the people you live with?!

[ummmm]

Gosh....Erm

'Which one of you malts like a dog? clean the fecking bath!!'

[gness]

Of course I don't ask visitors to take off their shoes......but a son who was a mud and dog poo magnet wasn't getting in.
In Canada no-one ever entered a house wearing their shoes....visitors..workmen everyone removed shoes. But then we had at least six months of deep snow so I guess carpets wouldn't survive.

[Barmaid]

I'm the same Gness. Son of Mr BM is a mud, dog poo, chewing gum, cat poo, weird smelly stuff magnet.

[gness]

Have you had the tar yet, Barmaid? That made the bedroom.

[Jubz]

Don't put empty packets back in the cupboards ........ its always cereal boxes, I go to get my breakfast and the packet is empty again!

If someone wants me to take my shoes off, I would as its their house but I wouldn't like it. I hate walking around in socks partly because they are normally odd socks and also my tootsies feel the cold. :)

[2sp_]

Mr P is a mucky sod too. Usually oil, grease, all manners of poo, mud, etc etc.

It was worse when he was blackened just before our wedding. The boys did try to clean the worst of it all off outside with the power washer, but I did have to let him in to shower eventually.

Took forever to get the shower cubicle habitable again.

[China Doll]

Just a message for my brother in law really:

'Don't touch it, you WILL break it... don't make me make my sister a widow before she's even married'.

[society]

There's another one also... When I have guests (usually my brothers and sisters and their kids) on vacation I always tell them I have only two rules -

- don't come inside with your shoes on
- if you break something let me know; I don't care what it is let me know.

[society]

Triggs, perhaps there's a lil trick in her doing that. :)

[mccfluff]

i have just realised i know why i don't leave notes, no-one could read my handwriting.....

however i would like -- "Hello my name is mr bin lid, i am not a fekking ashtray, lift me and put cigarette inside or i will kill you"

[mazie]

lol. I bet she wins Trigg :o)

[craft1948]

You force your child to make you cups of tea...................that's disgusting!