How Accurate Is The Bible?

[naomi24]

A quiz for Easter.

http://www.infidels.org/kiosk/article282.html

[mrs_overall]

I failed miserably on the quiz.
It looks like I will be spending eternity somewhere very hot :-(

[ummmm]

Ha ha.

[anneasquith]

naomi. how well did you do in the quiz ? :)

[LazyGun]

Ahh but you are taking the bible literally, naomi. You should only take it literally when a tru- believer tells you to, otherwise its just metaphorical. :)

I like that site....

And I find the bible very accurate, especially if aimed with care - squashes invading bugs during the summer nicely :)

[naomi24]

Mrs O, you and everyone else. Gotcha swimsuit? ;o)

[ummmm]

How can anyone do well. The answers are all contradictory.

[humbersloop]

actually, they just crowd sourced the whole new testament, so nit-picking gets you nowhere

for the real facts..

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/jesuss-easter-egg-review-2013032964345

[naomi24]

Anne, I didn't do it. I knew the answers already.

[mrs_overall]

Naomi - do you mean we get a break by a swimming pool inbetween being prodded by pitchforks and tortured over burning coals?

Actually, my idea of hell would be spending eternity locked in a room with a patterned carpet and flock wallpaper, with my mother in law, with only Readers Digest condensed books to read and having to listen to constant country & western music

[naomi24]

Mrs O, Satan is much maligned. It's the other bloke that's the killjoy. ;o)

[mikey4444]

I have a few more questions to add to this list :::

24....How many Martians were present when the tomb was opened ?

25...was anybody at all surprised when a blond-haired, blue-eyed man walked out ?

26....What did Jesus have for his breakfast when he rose from the dead ? After all he hadn't eaten for at least 3 days and must have been starving.

27...When he fed the multitude that time, with a few tins of sardines and some Wonderloaf, why didn't he use caterers ? No Jewish friends of mine would dream of doing that in-house. "So we have all day to make sandwiches already " ?

28...Why was Mary still a virgin, despite being married to Joseph ? Was Joseph a big beer drinker perhaps, thus causing a problem "downstairs" ?

29...Why does nobody ever mention his grandparents.

30...Who ate Jesus's Easter Egg that weekend ?

There could be more !

[LazyGun]

Mrs_O shows a talent for devising cruel and unusual punishments. Anyone who can dream up that vision of hell needs to take the top job ;)

[naomi24]

Yeah, 'orrible innit?!! She could be the in-house Agony Aunt. :o)

[rojash]

I wonder how well Goodlife did?

[mrs_overall]

naomi, please don't say that. I have enough on my plate being the in house astrology person

[naomi24]

Mrs O, your reputation precedes you and your talents know no bounds! You're hired! ;o)

[mrs_overall]

supermodel, seaweed expert, astrologer and agony aunt.

Would anyone believe my CV? lol

[naomi24]

What a gal! Haaaa! :o)

[jomifl]

My score was 50% being the average of all right and all wrong.

[chakka35]

A beautiful summary of the inconsistencies. Wouldn't it be fun to line up five people to represent the four gospels and Acts, give them the questions and see them all respond according to what book they represent?
What a wonderful fifteen minutes of television that would make, to counter the usual stuff we get at this time of year.

I might just do that if I can get a sponsor.