Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 6 - Virgo (Aug 21- Sept 20)

[mrs_overall]

Famous Virgos include Leonard Cohen, Greta Garbo, Mother Teresa and Leo Tolstoy, all of whom can be classed as successful. They can also be classed as miserable gits.
Virgos are the perfectionists of the world. In most cases perfectionism is another word for OCD. Many Virgos are prone to road rage simply because the other driver has a dirty car.
When a Virgo does the washing they will separate everything by colour and fabric until they have 15 loads of 3 things apiece. They will then put things in the washing machine in alphabetical order by the name of the manufacturer. Tragic.
If you want to see a Virgo fly into a panicked frenzy, tell them they have something between their teeth.
Virgos can be sociable and will often throw Saturday night parties, but they need servants to clean up the mess and guests must leave at the appointed time.
They are rarely sporty as the thought of getting their pristine clothing sweaty appalls them, but a gentle game of netball is acceptable.
Healthwise, Virgos are prone to housemaids knee and venereal diseases.
Their likes include cleaning products, pornography, crying, and dancing in the nude
Their dislikes include pastry, dentists, Koreans and Tiffany lamps
In love, they can be successful but only as long as their partner remembers to put the butter back in the fridge in EXACTLY the right spot. Many Virgos have convictions for domestic violence.

You cannot be on the cusp as that would be far too untidy.

[Mamyalynne]

Well done - I have been known to throw parties on Saturdays, I hate the dentist - but who on earth keeps butter in the fridge?? It won't spread. :-)

[mrs_overall]

Mamya, the butter was a figure of speech. It could also apply to cheese, suasages...or anything x

[pastafreak]

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i'm concerned that virgos have washing loads of 3 items ... does that mean they are prone to losing a sock or finding one?

Sometimes it may be 5...but that's still an odd number-I'll admit to that...and if you saw my fridge-you'd never guess me to be s virgo.