What Would Blunkets Plastic Bobbies Do With This?

[youngmafbog]

Slap a ticket on it for loitering perhaps ?

http://news.sky.com/story/1067032/elephant-seal-stops-traffic-in-brazil-city

(Meant to be amusing not political)

[Gromit]

Looking at the PCSOs in my area, they would probably slap a couple of muffins on it and eat it.

[ludwig]

I doubt they'd have had the right health and safety training to deal with that particular seal species, so nothing probably.

[emmie]

call for backup, they are not allowed anywhere live creatures...