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Daily Mail £1 Million Pound Prize Draw!

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ChillDoubt | 23:22 Sun 17th Feb 2013 | Jokes
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The Daily Mail is to give away £1,000,000 in a daily draw.

Terms and conditions apply: No Gays, Blacks, Unemployed, Lesbians, Disabled, Foreigners, Benefit Claimants, Travellers of any kind nor anybody earning less than £75,000 per annum.


Good luck.
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My grandad was born in Motherwell so I can vaguely understand you.
02:03 Mon 18th Feb 2013
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Hamilton - famous for coal and steel
Motherwell - famous for stealin' coal
02:06 Mon 18th Feb 2013
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As he was one of ten children born in Mossend you're probably right.
02:09 Mon 18th Feb 2013
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Ah, no offence meant craft, I know the area well (and the 'joke' can be reversed) :-)
02:13 Mon 18th Feb 2013
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None taken Wharton.............
02:26 Mon 18th Feb 2013
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.....thankyou craft.....and for a real laugh.....I was once arrested (amongst others) after a poetry reading in Bellshill.....I'll give you the details when you're older :-)
02:33 Mon 18th Feb 2013
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Why are you using text-speke Baldric? Or should that have been u not you?
00:41 Tue 19th Feb 2013

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