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dickythecook | 15:21 Thu 31st Jan 2013 | Jokes
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Apologies for c&p but I don't know how long this connection will last.

DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship -- All my nicest dresses, swimsuits, shorts etc. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decided on this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait !

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DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful. Saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today -- seems like a very nice man.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Did some shuffleboard, hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 4


Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night, but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and I went inside to drink at piano-bar, stayed there for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks.
Really is quite charming. Again asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship . . . . .. I was shocked.


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DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 2600 lives.

Twice !!!!
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I thought you were the reason Schettino grounded the Concordia for a moment there.
15:29 Thu 31st Jan 2013
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Nice one, grasscarp. My connection seems to be holding for the mo' I am off to catch up with the rest of AB
15:33 Thu 31st Jan 2013
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I'm sure there's a "Taking it up the poop deck" joke here somewhere but I'll refrain ;p
15:40 Thu 31st Jan 2013
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Ha....
15:41 Thu 31st Jan 2013
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Ha-ha-ha very funny dicky.
00:21 Fri 01st Feb 2013

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