The PM misses a chance

[sir.prize]

Cameron has gone to USA for a couple of days - why didn't he use the opportunity to take Abu Hamza with him?

Oh ye gods - Clegg is running the country now!

[sunny-dave]

Bring back Two-Jags - I felt safer with him in charge ...

[jno]

Clegg is at 65 on the singles chart. Not even Maggie herself managed that (thank heaven).

[baza]

Clagg couldnt run a tap

[sir.prize]

baza - best answer

[Debbie83]

I wouldn't trust Clegg to run a bath let alone run the country.

[emmie]

he doesn't want either clod with him.

[anotheoldgit]

/// Clegg is at 65 on the singles chart. Not even Maggie herself managed that (thank heaven). ///

First verse:

Wake up maggie I think I got something to say to you
Its late september and I really should be back at school
I know I keep you amused but I feel Im being used
Oh maggie I couldnt have tried any more
You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone
You stole my heart and that's what really hurt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T5hYlUsQ0s

[Baldric]

I don't know about Hookie, but I'd have been happier if he'd taken Cleggy!

[pdq1]

They don't mix! One has got a sight problem and the other has got a hearing problem.