Ordering online.

[gness]

I think that's the expression.
Some of you may recall I ordered a spaceship on the internet and got a duck with a dick. My one and only internet purchase.

I can't find a garden pond locally but have found one on the internet. Lord knows how.
I am going to order it! What do you think will arrive.

[Baldric]

Think I've been out in the sun tooooooo long!

http://www.theanswerb.../Question1144429.html

[gness]

I've had a hook a dicky conversation already today. Seems popular.

[albaqwerty]

and you could run a Bookie with 'bet which naked Ab'er will come first'
Ask Stokie for tips :-D
You'd make a fortune!!

[gness]

Thank you Baldric. So I won't be ordering anything on your behalf Excel ?

[gness]

Off to find my pencil.....

[Baldric]

Just got back from having a shower,
where is everybody?
are you all down the bottom of the slope???

[gness]

You took Dicky Baldric!!!!!!!!!!!

[Baldric]

He loooooved it!!!

;o)

[albaqwerty]

ooh a happy duck :-D

[Baldric]

Careful how you say that alba

[albaqwerty]

LOL

a happy hippy dippy duck!

[parkie]

I hear someone's nicked the North Sea gness. It's probably being packed ready to be delivered to you even as we speak, (write).

[sunny-dave]

I suppose a duck would be out of the question ...?

[gness]

Wouldn't surprise me one bit Parkdale. If a pond arrives I will be surprised...... not as surprised as Dave if I said....................;-)

[gness]

The pond has arrived. The poor lad who delivered it didn't know what had hit him when he shouted down the garden......."Oi Missus. I've brought your birthing pool!"