HELP !!! MY BROTHER GOT NO GCSEs and hes GONNA GET A BEATING AGAIN

[StratfordPatrick]

listen people

please help my family

my brother

He just got his GCSEs and quite frankly he got 2 Cs, one in maths and 1 in applied science

but he got solid D's and Es

So my dad beat him

as ya do... just ignore that bit atm

We live in Stratford East London

I need a college within easy access (say zone 3, 4, 5, 6) in hackney, stratford, ilford, romford, havering, tower hamlets, other east london, north east london where he can redo his gcses for as cheap as possible

and he needs to enrol fast for his own sake

Please help me, I'm looking but having great problem finding anything that isn't private and doesnt charge excruciating amounts and will let a 16 year old redo GCSEs

I haven't got time to sit and contact all these colleges... especially since this is a weekend.

[NoMercy]

I am surprised at that too. I would have thought the OP's first priority would be to make sure his brother is safe from harm.

[tamborine]

Some are excellent entreprenaurs without the need for academia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Branson

[ELVIS68]

Well he did say ignore that bit atm

Perhaps he'll deal with the beating at a later date... As ya do

[SirOracle]

Buenchico In Scotland a BSc degree in Civil engineering takes 4 years.After this you must complete another 2-4 years to qualify as a Civil Engineer.
There are other routes that can be taken without an honours degree,but these take considerably longer than the degree route which is at least 6 years.
I reiterate to be a civil engineer by age 21 one must be a genius.

[mike11111]

I *** the "...from the University of Nottingham ( Not Trent )..." bit.

Don't want the plebs thinking I went to some jumped-up poly!

[mike11111]

Why has like been starred out?