Ever made yourself look a right wally?

[Smowball]

Was remembering years ago when I had just passed my driving test and was taking my friend for a drive, who hadn't passed hers yet. As we went down one road I realised it had those width restriction metal poles either side. "The trick is to make sure that you keep the right hand mirror as close to the pole as possible " I smugly said. "That way you wont need to worry about the mirror on the other side " And with that I drove through, hit the right hand mirror and knocked it clean off. My friend was laughing so much she nearly wet herself.

[emmie]

when i put on the 3d glasses i was given in the cinema, the film seemed quite blurry, so i complained that i couldn't see the 3d effects, only to realise after a while i had put on my same size, shape sunglasses.

[petal54]

admitting to being a whally is the way forward,life very dull if we were all straight laced.life too short to fret,as long as noone gets hurt

[gness]

Well, this is my latest and I can`t believe what I have just said. I`m still blushing. All the fault of CB and self inflicted to a degree with my train journey tales. Too much nether region talk today.
Popped over to the French deli for cheeses and beetroot juice. Gorgeous French owner and delicious son-in-law by the way.
Patrick, yes Patrick, the owner told me to be careful not to drop the beetroot juice as it made a dreadful mess when that happened.
"Ah yes," I said. "I remember when you did that a few months ago."
Now the words in my head were..."You had sticky BOTTLES for ages after."
The words that came out of my mouth?...."You had sticky BALLS for ages after."
Why????? He watched me with the puzzled expression only the French can do all the way across the market square.