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Jogger and her Gin bottle

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DTCwordfan | 20:25 Mon 07th May 2012 | ChatterBank
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Gin! Oh Gin! a Bottle of Gin!
What magnified AB circle there-in
Cussed and stained with trollish filth and mud,
Some plague-spotted, and some with blood!
Shapes of B00, Chuck, and Ed!
Figures that make us scared and tremble,
Mods that scarce human that more resemble
Broods of drunken kin,
Our JJ's been on the Gin!

Gin! Gin! a Bottle of Gin!
The dram of tinks! the liquor of Sin!—
Distill’d from the Shetland fell
Alembics of Sloopy Hell,
By Guilt and Death, her own brother and twin!
That Woman might fall
Flat out, lower than all
Drunk as a newt with scale and fin.
But hold—we are neither judges of sin
Who lash’d with such rage
Our drunken exploits of the age;
Then, instead of making too much of the din,
Let our raucous songs be mute,
And sweet NoMercy dilute,
With a drop of Pity for our JJ, the Bottle of Gin!

Gin! Gin! a Bottle of Gin!—
When Eds Adversity’s day’s set in,
And your AB friends and peers
Of earlier months and years
Prove warm without, but cold within,—
And we cannot retrace
a familiar shooty face
That’s steep’d in jokiness up to your chin
No snub, neglect, cold-shoulder, and cut
The ragged drunkard, misfortune’s butt,
Hardly acknowledg’d by AB kith and kin,
our beautifull JJ just needs a Gin

The brightest AB dreams,
And the best of bibble schemes,
All knocked down, like an Alba wicket by
waterboatman or is that Mynn,—
Each Mad Over 50s castle in air
Seized by Laby Alex despair,
No prospect in life worth a minikin pin,—
No credit—no Prudie cash,
No cold B00 cakes to hash,
No NoM wine to drink—not even ladybirder potatoes to mash;
No Bananas in the cellar, no Vodka in the binn,
No threads of folk nungated, broken to bits,
With Factor judgments and writs,
Bonds, bills, and cognovits distracting the wits,
In the webs that the shaney spiders of Chancery spin,—
Till weary of life, its worry and strife,
Black visions are rife of a razor, a knife,
Of ethanol—a rope—seadogg looping over a treble gin.

Gin! Gin! a Bottle of Gin!
Oh! then its tremendous temptations begin,
To take, JJ alas!
To the fatal glass,—
And happy the Gal that it does not win
While Angels sorrow, and Venator's Demons grin
And lose the aromatic icy
Chill of her Brighton attic
By plunging it into the Palace of Gin!
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Gin, Gin a Bottle of Gin
Where does Jayne end and Jogger Begin
On AB we love her,
Our own Brighton Belle
She must hide all the bottles
Or Olive will tell.
21:54 Mon 07th May 2012
zhu ... who is going to win out of west ham and blackpool ?

I'm tempted to put a bit of money on Blackpool coz theyre a jolly seaside club like us, and when they were in the Prem before they were totally sort of ... we don't give a hoot. I like them. I think a bet on Blackpool.
Yeah The Hammers have had a"wobble"in recent weeks,following a Flying first Half-Season..
My Girlfriend and I adopted Blackpool when they had a spell in the Prem..our 2nd Team to cheer on MOTD..cos we just loves our Mucker..Ollie..and he got them playing "Ball on the floor..and they have such jolly Shirts,don"t they..!! :0)
..caveat...The Irons are tough cookies @The Boleyn Ground..
WELL, THEIR SHIRTS ARE ...

oops

Their shirts are AnswerBank Orange, yes ?
I"d say..um..more Easyjet..but you"d more than I..
Well, easyJet, Answerbank ...

either way, very jolly

Not sure if they sell many replica shirts. You'd look a bit of a tit walking around town in an AB orange shirt, even in blackpool
Would just about get away with it with Bermuda Shorts..in Bermuda :0)
How do you know it will be Blackpool. They are only 1-0 up. could easily be Birmingham. I have been a Hammers fan all my life. They are in the final. Who they will face, we will find out on Wednesday. May the best team win as long as it is Thames Iron Works. AKA West Ham.
o, sorry.

I thought blackpool were through.

=0/
I went to West Ham recently (despite my terrible record as an awy supporte)

They sing this "forever blowing bubbles" song, and it comes up on the boards all around the ground.
Whooooo..Bubbles..must"ve been jolly exciting..!! ;0)
Well not like "bottle of bubbles and two glasses please" exciting
Oh... :0(
I should say ... we didn't venture into any west ham pubs. They looked a bit scary.
Anyway that West Ham chirpy Cockerney song thingy..was "nt that the one that MJ sang his pet Chimp to sleep with.. ;0)
JJ. It is time to sleep it off. Off to bed for you I think.
hey mic..u look way too Old to be J"s Dad ..lol
maybe right
Sleep well,Petal..

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