How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

grasscarp | 17:29 Tue 31st Jan 2012 | Jokes

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Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to form a coping with darkness help group.

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Q: How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

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Mamyalynne

How many people required to change the light bulb at scowie's house...

Just the one so they can see they are in the jokes section.

squarebear

How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolises a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity, reaching towards the ultimate horror of a maudlin cosmos of bleak, hostile nothingness.

grasscarp

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How many Margaret Thatchers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The lady's not for turning.
(I made this one up)

colin wood

How many PMT stressed females does it take?
Eleven
Why eleven?

BECAUSE IT Fluffing DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

venator

How many Chartered Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

How many do you want it to be?

rtimai

How many Jewish sons does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because mother will say, "That's okay, son. I'll just sit here in the dark." (A Jewess told me this.)

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