Dale Farm travellers ....hope this isn't an old one .....

ladybirder | 20:41 Sun 18th Dec 2011 | Jokes

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Forty travellers from Dale Farm arrive at the Pearly Gates in their
caravans. St Peter goes to the gatehouse and phones up God, asking
"Can I let them in".

God replies "We are full, but tell them to choose among them which are
the 12 most worthy and I will let them in". A minute later St Peter
calls God again, "They've gone!"

"What" says God, "all 40 of them?"

"No, the Pearly Gates!"

A man walks into a bar

A Change in wind direction

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missprim

I've not heard it before and thought it was very funny.

ladybirder

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Thank you missprim. It's the first joke I've ever put on here so I'm pleased someone besides me has found it funny:-)

bigbadmarty

Nice one :)

old-wos-is-name

strangely enough, 30 years ago in my local pub in Hailsham, Sussex, we heard the same joke about our local scrap dealers.
still good though, and probaly very true. ( on down on earth gates)

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