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Jemisa | 15:12 Sat 22nd Oct 2011 | Phrases & Sayings
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If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have £49.00 today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have £33.00 today.

If you had purchased £1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have £0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased £1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you would have received £214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

A recent study found that the average Briton walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Britons drink, on average, 22 gallons
of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Britons get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be British, doesn't it?
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Mmmm!! Should have gone in 'Jokes' ??

jem
.. should have gone in 'very old jokes'
Lehman Bros went bankrupt in 2008.
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Mmmm!! Not bad VHG, only 4 years old, I've got older ones. :o}

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