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wildwood | 07:56 Sat 03rd Sep 2011 | Jokes
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THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS , BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVECASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS..
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.

THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.


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luv it :(
Wasn't that funny when posted here last saturday, so hardly worth the effort of repeating it.
DOH!!!
but I had a giggle...hehehe
I hadn't seen in Becky...so I liked it
cheers ww
And the same monastery opend a Fish & Chip shop

They still had Chip Monks but also a Fish Friar!!!
And his name is Brother Alvin?

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