I just got some bad news in the post!

[redbreast]

I applied to go on The Jeremy Kyle Show but was turned down because i have got a job!

[Davethedog]

I applied to go on there, I got turned down because I have a brain

[icemaiden]

I got turned down because I have teeth!

[Tizzi24]

Why ever would you want to go on there!

[chris1957au]

So what the bad news, not going or having a job?

[Arti]

I got turned down because I don't have a tracksuit.

[Arti]

I also got turned down because I know how to 'put something on the end of it'.

[weecalf]

Ive been accepted.Watch this space Henry my hover has been making eyes a at next doors Dyson whos had a wee hoover so Henry has a DNA test (definitly not 'arrys)

[Count-A-Strong]

I was turned down as I'm not a member of Equity

[angieb63]

i went one further n met him in borders in glasgow n got couple of photos took hes smaller than he looks