If we can switch 'downstairs' to 'upstairs', I've actually been in a rather similar situation.
I got back home (to my terraced house in Sheffield) from the pub one night. Just as I walked into the living room, there was a massive bang and thump upstairs. (The 'thump' part was obviously something hitting the floorboards really hard, as if someone had just...
The only bang I heard about 10 minutes ago was my 35 kilo golden retriever falling off the bed in the room in the middle of a dream. He looked a bit shaken. And guilty!
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