this made me smile

[Dee Sa]

my pal lives in a nice OAP bungalow and has a nice little garden with a fish pond , the woman next door nicknamed BB or [Bogging Betty you can guess why] always puts the remains of her Sunday lunch on top of her shed for the birds to eat, last week when my pal looked out there were two Aunt Bessie yorkshire puds floating in her pond like two little boats [ come in number three your time is up] the wind must have blown them over, but BB denies all knowledge !they must have been hard as rocks as they floated all day.

[craft1948]

No if they were hard as rocks they'd float; they'd sink if they absorbed water.

[whiskeryron]

Silly Stevie big ships are solid & they floats donum ?Ron.

[Dee Sa]

they went round and round for hours, every time we looked out of the window we started laughing again .My pal is now thinking filling the pond in ! when the were perched on top of next door's shed how on earth did she think the poor birds where going to be able to carry them off let alone eat them !