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Mishaps over the festive period.

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Bbbananas | 11:42 Tue 04th Jan 2011 | ChatterBank
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Slipped on a sausage on the dancefloor & called the BF's boss a Fat John Travolta (I may have mentioned that one...)

Broke the branch of a large decorative tree in a very exclusive Italian restaurant on Xmas Eve. Stood there like a lemon not knowing where to put it (hide it) as the waitress was far too young & polite to mention it....

Told the BF's sister I have always thought she considered me "not good enough" for her little brother, and not the sort of person she would wish him to end up with. We were both very very drunk. She told me I was completely wrong - that I was "bloody wonderful" (said in a very slurred posh Welsh accent and that I am "Just what the uptight little sod has always needed.....). We bonded on gin.

All in all, a good chrimbo. Apart from one piece of very sad news, in which this is not the thread to mention it.

How about yous lot?
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Had a lovely hols apart from having to put up with my horrid MIL but they've gone now, yipeee!
main mishap has got to be the fact that i didnt go to pub 5 miles down road on NYE where "Edward" and "Bella" were celebrating! lol
BF came over after Christmas, and stayed over New Year ... Yay !

Spent most of the past week in bed, so - thankfully - no mishaps !!

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Just mild soreness and walking strange eh JJ?
pmsl!
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(don't forget the carpet burns, he he)
And the friction burns on my tongue, ha ha.

Okay, I'll stop now.

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nothing at all, the quietest xm, and new year ever!
Slippery Sausage girl pmsl.
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