FAO Barmaid

[micmak]

Re the Christmas card thread. Please tell how ASBO interrupted a court hearing?PLEASE

[micmak]

My Barney has been dead a few years now but we loved that cat to bits. He was such a character. A neighbour had a fish pond with several koh (sp) carp. When several went missing I asked how she knew it was Barney. Wet cat footprints to my back door was her answer.

[wolf63]

I find it amusing that such a small animal can totally take the pi55 out of us mere humans (or hooomans as Frankie says). I love both of them but they don't seem to love each other - typical siblings.

[Eve]

Mine, sisters, are the same, no love lost there!

[micmak]

Wolf you have got it in one. I had 3 cats who were mum and 2 sons. All the boys did was argue, not fight. Mum just tried to keep the peace.

[Barmaid]

Aren't they funny? ASBO would wind my old lady up (and she was truly vicious and not beyond giving him a clout) - he gets on really well with his two new brothers but he loves the Ninja *** (our black little girl). Follows her around, cuddles her, rubs faces, tries to mount her............(he doesn't know his equipment has been "fixed")

I am loving the Koi carp thing Mic. That is truly arrogant on Barney's behalf- but very funny.

[Barmaid]

Sorry, the starred word is sh1t ter. because she randomly craps in the house. grrrrrr.

[mccfluff]

i think asbo and murph would make amazing babies, they would take over the world we shoudl mate them....

[LoftyLottie]

This thread has made my morning thanks.

I don't know where to begin as far as Alice Cat is concerned. Funnily enough the other day Mr LL said we should have named her ASBO!! She's a total deliquent!! x

[wolf63]

I have hurt my back and last night/during the night I eventually got into a comfortable position in bed. I had a pillow wedged behind me so that I would not roll over.

I got off to sleep and all was well - until 'somebody' attacked my feet with claws and teeth. I pulled my feet up and jarred my sore back. As I yelped and opened my eyes Merlin was sitting beside me staring at me - then she said "wah/feed us". Frankie had run off down stairs after piercing me feet.

That was about three o'clock and they are now all warm and innocent looking snoozing away.

Cats !

[redcrx]

ah cats and the mischief they get up to.

when Squiffy was just a kitten i commented that he had never brought any dead animals home, i was really pleased. The very next day he brought a mouse home, but not one he had just killed, a flat crispy one that he must have peeled off the road somewhere.

Another time i came home to find a blood splattered kitchen, he had fatally wounded a pigeon and then chased it around the room. The blood was all over units, spashed across the windows, even on the ceiling. Looked like a gruesome murder scene.