Itchy nipple...

[snags]

I woke up this morning with one. It's still itching. After searching the AB archives for advice I see it can be due to pregnancy.

And there was I thinking it was down to my ill fitting bra.

[B00]

no, not for itchy nipples, hell you just scratch em then, no, its for cracked nipples.

[NazNomad]

... and you can use them to polish your pewter afterwards ...The leaves, NOT your nips.

[ChuckFickens]

Though if you jiggle about a bit you could polish the pewter while keeping the leaves on the nips.

[mccfluff]

i don;t even want to know how you managed to crack your nips

[jno]

try it on, fluff

http://farm4.static.f...546323_b13fcc6d14.jpg

[MrIncredible]

Left itchy nipple means your coming to into money, right itchy nipple means your going to have some bad news and if like me you have a third nipple and that itches it means your prone to bouts of madness.

Havent got any cabbage would a leek do the same thing?

[NazNomad]

Leek might work, although I'd stick to members of the brassica family. A couple of sprouts might do.

[B00]

Mcfluffy, from breastfeeding- never suffered from it? It's horrible.

(I honestly can't believe im having a conversation about itchy and cracked nipples-, Yea gods, this is what my life's reduced to now....)

[NazNomad]

oops ... I thought we were in Food & Drink.

[mccfluff]

luckily no - is it not enough you have to carry them around for 9 months, they then crack your nipples

my left nipple is now itching you'll all be glad to know